Local GAA football club + Doon weekly Lotto numbers this week were 4,5,17 and 23.
Nineteen people each had three winning numbers but the Jackpot escaped again.
Next Monday night the re will be 12,800 Euro available.
Two SARS bugs leave the pub after a night of drinking.
One turns to the other and says,
"Bloody Hell, I could murder a Chinese"