Billy Duffy has a story about a family visiting the Holy Land and the mother-in -law goes with them and as luck would have it she dies.The undertaker explains that to bring the remains home to Ireland will cost $5000 whereas to bury her in Jerusalem will cost $60.
The man says they will take her home.
The undertaker asks why spend all this money ?
The man replies that he heard of a burial in The Holy Land about 2000 years ago and they rose after three days.
Sounds better from Billy.