Two stories over lunch.
First concerns a couple who availed of a weekend offer in Amsterdam.
When they checked into their hotel the wife said she would rest for a
few hours so the husband took a walk down town.Soon he spotted one
of Amsterdams famous ladies and he enquired what her services cost.
"One Hundred Euros"was the reply. He enquired what one would get
for 30 Euro ? The lady replied that in Amsterdam you would not get
much for 30 Euro.
Later that evening himself and the wife went for a walk and when he was
passing by the Amsterdam Lady shouted at him
"Did'nt I tell you you would not get much for thirty Euro" ?