If you missed Mass in Shannonbridge at the weekend you might also have missed the Quotes on the Parish Newsletter.
- An exhaustive study shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes...Earl Wilson.
- If it weren't for heredity, most of us wouldn't be able to leave anything to our children....Doug Larson
- The man who seldom finds himself in hot water is the one with a wife, several daughters and one bathroom....Anon.
- A home is the place where part of the family waits until the others have returned with the car....Anon
By the way Westmeath beat Offaly by a single point at Croke Park.